Overcome adversary, with HOPE!

Ok, here it is, time for the world to unite once again in the Communists sport of Soccer. I’ve got to tell you, I’ll be the first to say that soccer is about the dumbest sport on the planet. Why would I want to run around a giant grass field chasing a ball for ninety minutes only to end in a final score of zero to zero? Not only is it the most boring sport on the planet but it’s also has the biggest cry babies and highest ration of sweaty men giving Brad Pitt a run for his money for an Oscar this year. The only thing I could possibly think of that would be worse than men’s soccer would be woman’s soccer. How about we take the slowest game in the world and slow it down even more by letting girls play. The only way that the ratings could possibly grow was if we made them play topless and goals involved the opposite teams going at it in each other’s box.

            The one thing that can make me break my hatred of soccer and more specifically girl’s soccer is the fact that I’m as American as Apple Pie. So, I’ll admit I’ve been watching a bit of the Women’s World Cup action. I was stoked to wake up this morning and find the ladies up 1-0. The game a turn for the worst though as the officials and their anti-American views made shitty call after shitty call in an effort to derail the greatness of the Americans. Doing all she could to overcome the blatant bullshit calls of the officials, Hope Solo made an amazing stop after a red card and ensuing penalty shot was taken. Diving to stop a ball ticketed for goal land, she jumped up in joy and expressed full emotion to show her joy. All of this was taken after a ref made another shitty call stating that she had moved off the line early that was obviously not the case by the replay. The following play saw the penalty kick go in and out the U.S. down a player and all tied up. They were able to hold it together for the remained of the game and took to O.T. They again were at the mercy of the international officials taking out their own countries misery on the U.S. ladies. Long story short, the girls were down, but like any true Americans rose to the occasion to tie the game before the end of O.T. and take to the shootout. Once again, the teams chances were all laid on Hope. She made the only stop in the shootout to give the U.S. the win in a shootout. So, how does a team overcome worldwide hatred and adversary, in one word, HOPE.

            Toady’s game was a little lesson to the rest of the world. You can try and try your best, but you’re not going to beat America! Cheat, lie, and steal and you still wont find yourself on top. The reason that American’s find themselves on top is because we persevere, and come together in times of need. We rely on one another to work as a team to rise to the top. We are the greatest country on this Earth because of our ability to work together and in times of opportunity, grab the bull by the horns and fuck him in the ass!